The DerfJam Chronicles

Shanel told me this morning that someone splattered dog poop on her car. They put some on her hood, roof, door handle and smeared it on her window. That sucks bigtime! I'd be hella pissed if someone did that to me. And as angry as I am about what someone did to her car, I also find it a little bit funny. I know, I'm an arsehole but I'm the kind of person who will put a booger under your light switch if you piss me off. Flip the light on and we're even! Hahahahahaha. But I won't do it for no reason.

And some Wedding Photos

MAUI: Ernie's Wedding

MAUI: Destination Good Times

Today I have an appointment with a physical therapist. My back has been hurting for a while and now that I'm going to go see someone about it, my back doesn't hurt anymore. Just my luck, eh? I hate going to any kind of doctor. It seems like such a waste of time. When I go in for pain, they don't even do anything to me to determine what kind of pain it is. All they do is ask me a bunch of questions and based on my answers is their diagnosis. I don't explain things very well, as you may have noticed in my blog posts. Ha.

I didn't comb/brush my hair for 9 days. I went to Maui and forgot to bring a comb or brush. I could have easily bought one at the market but I was going into the water everyday so I didn't bother. My hair was starting to clump and tangle aka "dread". I kinda liked how it looked. But this morning my hair was bothering me so I combed it. My hair is back to original form except it does look a little bit browner than usual. It also feels a bit thicker. Maybe that's what ocean water does to hair?

....and it doesn't feel good. I don't wanna be back. Maui no ka oi! Maui is the best! I can't even describe how the trip went. I did end up taking 1426 pictures throughout the entire trip. Hahahahaha. My friends said they haven't even taken that many pix in their whole life. I'll post some pix later. I'm hella tired and I wanna go back to sleep.

It's mutha fuckin' 10:34pm in Maui right now and I'm fuckin' faded. I probably took like mutha fuckin 10 shots of mutha fuckin Patron mutha fuckers! I had about 15 beers too. We're all mutha fuckin drunk like bitches and I decided to write a mutha fuckin blog ass entry mutha fuckers! Fuck man. My heart is pounding like a motha fucka. My face is mutha fuckin purple and Grace is about to yack on my pants. She said if I took the final mutha fuckin 3 shots of Patron on my own she would yack on my mutha fuckin pants and shit. I was whip out my mutha fuckin dick but she didnt want it. I was fuckin ready yo. I just slapped Mari on the ass and shit is nuts. All of us are mutha fuckin drunk and talkin mad shit and doiong some crazy ass shit mutha fucker. This is day 1 bitches. We're here for 7 mutha fuckin days mutha fuckers. We need to find some fuckin Maui bitches. I need to fuck some of these damn bitches.

It's now mutha fuckin 10:43pm and shit and I just took another mutha fuckin shot. Im outties bitches....

Today is my Friday. I leave for Maui tomorrow morning. Yaye! I'm super excited. I tried to pack last night but I couldn't. I don't know what to bring. So far all I packed was 7 swimming trunk, 7 boxer briefs, and that's it. That's pretty much all I need. Hahahahaha. I'll put in a couple shirts today. I also have to find out what to wear to the wedding.

Tonight is the battle for 1st place in Bowling League. Right now we're 1 point behind 1 st place and tonight there will be a new 1st place team. I'm stoked about this game. Too bad imma miss next week's game cuz I'll still be in Maui.

There's a first time for everything. Today marks the first time I came into work on a Sunday. It's also the first time I worked 7 straight days and each of those days being 10 hours each. We got deadlines. And I'm leavin' for Maui on Wednesday.

Last night I watched Transformers for the first time. I must say that I am infatuated with Megan Fox. And I also really liked the movie. I wasn't expecting it to be as funny as it was. I thought it'd just be an action movie but I should have expected it knowing that Even Stevens aka Shia LaBeouf was the star.

The flavor of the week:
<3 Megan Fox
Yummy!

It's a Saturday morning and I came into to work at 5:30am. Why? Let's just say I need the money. *keep in mind that I'm hourly and not salary* Me and my bro have been looking for houses. Well, my bro has and I've been going along for the ride. Yesterday my Uncle came from the Philippines to live with us. My house is pretty crowded. My Auntie and her kids are next. My Mom says that once my Uncle gets a job, they're going to get an apartment but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

I might comein to work tomorrow also. Sundays are double pay if you come in on a Saturday. The actual terminology states that the 7th straight day of work is considered double pay so it doesn't have to be on a Sunday.

Two days ago I was given the task of training some more people. It's kinda hard since I gotta find and assign the work for my group but I haven't been able to do so since training takes up alot of time. I handed off some of my duties to one member of my group and she's doing a superb job. She's doing even better job than I am. I joke around with her and say that I relinquish my title as group focal and I'm handing it off to her. This is a good thing though cuz I'm leaving for Maui next week and I'm going to have her take charge.

I won't be blogging for another week or two.

Things to cross off the list:
[x] 8GB Memory Card
[x] New lens (Sigma 10-20mm f/4-5.6)
[x] Lens filter

Last night we got butt raped in Bowling League. The team we played against had a 100 handicap above us. We were 1 point away from 1st place but we lost games last night and won only 1. Luckily the team in 1st place also had an off night and they lost 3 and won 1. So basically we are still in the same spot. Next week we play the team in 1st place. It will be an awesome game. I totally think we can take them. I think we split the games the first time we played. We won 2 and they won 2. This time I think we can win all 4. I've been getting better every week and the other guys on my team are 200 bowlers. I'm at around 130 but it's been getting higher every week. I started at around 105 and in 8 weeks I went up 25. We have 7 weeks left in the season so I think I can be at 150 by the end.

Complete.

Muahahahahahahahahaha. My part of the bargain is done. We'll see if anyone else is man enough to keep with the plan.

So tomorrow night is Ernie's Bachelor Party. I need to stop by the bank today and get $50 in ones. I also need to take out like $400 so I can pay the bodyguard to let me take pictures. If you haven't heard about my plan yet, ask me about it. Hahahahahah. I'm evil. But only a true friend would attempt this.

So the job that got offered to me was basically an intern position where I do bitch work and get paid very little and basically get raped all day. So I turned the offer down. Plus it was also in Burbank. The only way I'm gonna move is if I'm getting paid like 80-90K. That's not the case so I'm staying put. Plus the fact that my best friend works here is an incentive to stay. The reason I wanted to leave was because I basically do admin asst work and I get paid close to what an engineer would get paid.

Whatever.

So I went to HOB last night and took some pix of some bands. There was a band that I really liked. They're called The Armada. They kinda sound like old-school Dredg, my fav band. But yeah, my camera lens suck in low-light situations. I gotta get my ass better lenses. And my memory card was crapping up on me too. It kept giving me errors when I'd try to take pix. It's officially time to buy some new gear. On the list is:
1) wide angle lens (Sigma 10-20mm)
2) faster memory card
3) external flash
4) remote trigger
5) spy lens (hahahahahahahahahaha, you'll laugh too when you see this)

I got an email on Tuesday from Goodrich saying I didn't get the job. It is now July and I interviewed for them on May 4th. They said they would get back to me in 2 to 4 weeks. It took them 2 months. I was calling them every week too for an update. Ha. Oh well.

But just right now, maybe 10 mins ago I got a voicemail message on my cell from another Aerospace company and apparently Goodrich referred me to them. I'll give them a call back when I get on break and see what the commotion is all about. *crosses fingers*

I wish they would have just given us a 5 day weekend since July 4th is on a Wednesday. People ain't gonna be comin' in Thursday! That's a fact. Might as well as given us Friday off too since they know people will be drunk and hungover and all that.

Well, I wrote a new song called Spanish Rose. Give it a listen here. I'm very proud of all the songs on there. It makes me happy to be able to write and play music again. I felt like a part of me was missing. Now I feel whole again. That was gay but oh well.

I took off my braids yesterday after having it in for 7 days. It felt like my head was gonna explode. I guess since the braids were all hella tight and they kept my scalp in tension, when I took them off my whole head felt numb. My scalp was so sensitive. It hurt when I combed my hair. And with stroke of the comb, it seemed like 20 hairs would come out with it. I probably lost 5% of my hair. I also have these red bumps on the back of my head from where the braids were too tight.

My friend who braided it for me said she never braided anyone's hair so tight. It's cuz my hair is so thin and I didn't complain at all that it was tight. It felt good when she was braiding it. It hurt when I slept though. I got about 3 hours of sleep a night cuz my head was killin' me.

Today my head still hurts. I wanna tie it up but I don't want my hair being pulled.